Mr. Tall-Hung-Like-A-Horse @ Candlelight

Gangsters in this neck of the woods?

Reads: "Underground Street Kingz"

I wonder if Mexican Cholo #3 from that episode of 90210 bought

this with his earnings from that guest spot, lol.

The Wal Mart Files Redux

This is what happened to Rapunzel after she escaped the tower: She had 13 kids, was put on welfare, lives in a double wide with busted screen doors and eats beans out of the can. Wah wah waaaaah!

Cute guy wearing a crazy outfit. Had on Docs, a camo jacket and was carrying a sketch pad and a NERD energy drink.

The Wal Mart Files

Booty booty booty booty rockin' errywhere!

Booty booty booty booty rockin' errywhere!

Rockin' errywhere, rockin' errywhere! Lol, gross.

And every gay needs his hag.

Hi, 1991 NYC gay pride parade called and wants its bandanna back.

WTF?

Look, it's the Mobu from Weekend @ Bernie's 2!

At a HoJo!

1, 2, 3, Bend! 1, 2, 3, Stretch! 1, 2, 3, Bend! 1, 2, 3, Stretch!

Here's a message that I'm sendin' to you,

You can do what you want to do.

A little work never hurt no one,

It's the only way to get things done.

Put your mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat.

Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat,

Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My love is strong whenever you're around,

I walk on air, I barely touch the ground.

And I'm so happy that I'm with you now,

You'll never see me in the lost and found.

Put your mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat,

Rock and roll you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat.

Rock and roll you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My love is there for you,

The rest is up to you.

Yeaheeyeaheeyeahyeahyeah

Hoohoohoohoooo

Naananannananananaaa

Hooooooo!

I feel so good whenever you are near,

You make my troubles seem to disappear.

You're the one that I've been searching for,

'Cuz every day I love you more and more.

Put your mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat,

Rock and Roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Mind to it, go for it.

Get down and break a sweat,

Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Get down and go for it!

Back to the Kosher HEB to cruise for some cuties...

...I'll give him some credit. Good beadwork though!

The gays do love to shop for produce.

Straight or Gay? You decide.

Cute dad.

Now for Mr. Tall Bigfeet...mmm.

You know what they say about big feet...big chanclas...

Yum on the beard.

Yah, that's his fug gf...boo on her! I think veil down.

Cute in a nerdy way...

Holy Shiz Mr. Hipster...is that Mattas Yahu? Lol!

Boredom @ Borders

Cute lady reading French Vogue...or was it French Porn? Either way, a good read.

Arms looked delish!

But he had teeny, tiny feets :-(

Then Mexi-Muscle stepped into frame.

What's up w/the guys with muscle upper bodies and atrophied lower bodies? Weird? Did they all go to the audition for Sam Worthington's part in Avatar?

Canyon Lake Cutie

Total 'Mo...I have the same outfit and shoes but in ivory!

En route to float the river.

We were acting like townies that day!

Miscellaneous Austin Peeps

These fools followed us into the pita place b/c they were trying to molest our friend. Can we say F- to the - U - to the - G!!!

Slutty McSlutterson on the left...

Our cutie bike guy workin hard for his money! He had tatts everywhere, and I mean eeeeverywhere...

Random people standing next to cash machine. I took my money and took their pic.

(Is that Raven Simone down front all growdid up?)

Some gays in the bike next to us.

Miss Thang @ pita place. Them heels are fierce Miss Thang! Snap...

Don't I know it! Snap...

He was hobbling along like 2 blocks before he got to me. I snapped his pic, then wandered into pita place.

Austin Hotties ! ! ! If you're tired of the S.A. Fugs and Ghettos, go to Austin.

Cute guy carting people around town on his bike. He'd say we'd forget his name...we did!

Our friend's Coochie got us through the door w/o paying a cover at Phoenix! After which, I spotted this cuuute guy in a wheelchair about to roll by. I asked for his pic and my friend sat in his lap with no hesitation! I would too. He was very nice to us as we trekked towards the vodka.

After the bars @ Pita Place.

Hungry Fatties!

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment...

You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo...

Pass Around Party Bottom?

These will be made famous amongst pass-around-party-bottoms and the like! Bahaha...Tonight I will make someone my prisoner! These are cute though. I like this guy's thighs.

What Can I Say?

What can I say? We're here, we're queer, give us a Standard Poodle and get  used to it!