Hipsters and Beavers and Bears, OH MY!

 

Sexy ginger bear @ Magnolia in Austin...grr...

 

What to order...Bowl of Honey or Ants on a Log...

 

Could not get a perfect pic without blowing my cover.

And hipsters think everything is hilarious.

 

Papa bear is houngry!!!

 

Oh you crazy hipsters and your calf tattoos.

 

Is that Justin Beaver?! (yes I know his name is Bieber...but doesn't he look like a Beaver?)

 

Oh, young love. You know he's just fucking her b.f.f. I'm just sayin'.

 

Not pictures is the Latino bear...i foresee some hot Bear sex after lunch...lol!

 

Head bandanas a la Karate Kid are very popular with douch-knockers the world over.

This Ginger bear was really getting me hot and bothered.

 

Thus ends my Ginger Bear installation.

~fin~

Bonham on Fug Night...not my choice, went w/people...

 FucMyHole@yahoo.com ... BJ's ok?

 Lol...GROSS!!!

 Runaway Jersey Shore Go-Go Boy...ahem...cough cough, old man.

 

This guy was so nasty but that didn't stop the straight retard fug girls from stuffing dollars down his sock stuffed smelly looking crotch.

 I have never ever EEEVVVVEEERRRRRR seen cellulite on a man. This stripper had the cellulite covered ass of a retired 60 year old woman. It was seriously heinous. It was like an autopsy or car accident, we couldn't look away.

Because Tranny patrons feets hurt after wearing their 6 inch hooker heels dancing the night away.

Out exercising...I mean shopping.

 Straight guy...crazy weird sandals!

 It's the dirty-hair Gucci model...with clean hair! Mary, hail a cab!

 WTF...seriously, WTF?! 

Gay @ Neimans...chubby bunny... gets an A for effort!

Smelly Dookie Braids @ Sparky's...I hate the smell of Patchouli!

Hmm...what should I get? Designer Impostor cK1 or Jean Nate? Decisions, decisions.

Mr. Tall-Hung-Like-A-Horse @ Candlelight

Gangsters in this neck of the woods?

Reads: "Underground Street Kingz"

I wonder if Mexican Cholo #3 from that episode of 90210 bought

this with his earnings from that guest spot, lol.

The Wal Mart Files Redux

This is what happened to Rapunzel after she escaped the tower: She had 13 kids, was put on welfare, lives in a double wide with busted screen doors and eats beans out of the can. Wah wah waaaaah!

Cute guy wearing a crazy outfit. Had on Docs, a camo jacket and was carrying a sketch pad and a NERD energy drink.

The Wal Mart Files

Booty booty booty booty rockin' errywhere!

Booty booty booty booty rockin' errywhere!

Rockin' errywhere, rockin' errywhere! Lol, gross.

And every gay needs his hag.

Hi, 1991 NYC gay pride parade called and wants its bandanna back.

WTF?

Look, it's the Mobu from Weekend @ Bernie's 2!

At a HoJo!

1, 2, 3, Bend! 1, 2, 3, Stretch! 1, 2, 3, Bend! 1, 2, 3, Stretch!

Here's a message that I'm sendin' to you,

You can do what you want to do.

A little work never hurt no one,

It's the only way to get things done.

Put your mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat.

Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat,

Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My love is strong whenever you're around,

I walk on air, I barely touch the ground.

And I'm so happy that I'm with you now,

You'll never see me in the lost and found.

Put your mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat,

Rock and roll you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat.

Rock and roll you ain't seen nothin' yet.

My love is there for you,

The rest is up to you.

Yeaheeyeaheeyeahyeahyeah

Hoohoohoohoooo

Naananannananananaaa

Hooooooo!

I feel so good whenever you are near,

You make my troubles seem to disappear.

You're the one that I've been searching for,

'Cuz every day I love you more and more.

Put your mind to it, go for it,

Get down and break a sweat,

Rock and Roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Mind to it, go for it.

Get down and break a sweat,

Rock and roll, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

Get down and go for it!